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« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2008, 03:08:54 AM » |
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This is the first yo momma joke I've ever heard
Your momma's so fat she fell in the grand cannon and got stuck
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« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2008, 01:32:06 PM » |
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I think almost everyone has heard that one
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« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2008, 02:11:15 PM » |
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but not these
Yo mommas so fat she doesn't break a swear she shatters it
Yo mommas a pioneer being ugly
Yo mommas so old she lost her virginity to king david
Yo mommas so fat she's got pictures of food in her wallet
Yo mommas breath is so bad she can't help, but to talk shit
Yo mommas like walmart always low prices always
Yo mommas so fat all her relationships are long distance
Yo mommas a stripper at Quiznos
Yo mommas so fat she used bacon flavored lip gloss.
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« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2008, 04:13:48 PM » |
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Yo mommas breath is so bad she can't help, but to talk shit
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« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2009, 11:22:16 PM » |
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2009, 01:24:05 AM » |
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2009, 03:29:02 PM » |
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2009, 05:09:22 PM » |
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Yo Momma bitchhhhhhhhh lolz hehe  |
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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2009, 03:43:18 PM » |
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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2009, 03:45:52 PM » |
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Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
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« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2009, 07:47:11 PM » |
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Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
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« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2009, 12:49:40 PM » |
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« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2009, 10:30:30 PM » |
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« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2009, 03:56:37 PM » |
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your momma....
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