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« on: June 15, 2008, 09:40:11 PM » |
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Yup, the jokester topic  Post the good ones if ya gott'em............. (sorry we deleted the old / other joke thread) oohh well i guess, start'em fresh.  |
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« Last Edit: February 16, 2009, 11:20:57 PM by B. SkiLLs »
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 11:23:50 PM » |
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Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He sees the guys and decides to have compassion on them. He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his sight is restored. He touches the man in the wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away. He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, 'Whoa, God! .. I'm on workman's comp!' lolz  |
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elrene
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2009, 11:40:33 PM » |
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hahahahahahahahah dat was pretty good
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 03:39:17 PM » |
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 04:32:03 PM » |
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1 guy and hhis gf are goin to have sex for the first time after dinner with her parents
so the guy goes to the nearest stores to get condoms....
he gets there and theres a whole bunch of them, the value package, flavored, extra large
he doesnt knw which ones to choose so he goes and gets the pharmacist to help him....
the guy asks the pharmacist which one should i get, im trying to have sex with my gf for the first time...
so the pharmacist says, well it depends, are you planning on doing her all night? the dude says hell yess is our first time...
so the pharmacist goes, well you mite wanna get the value package as it has many condoms....
later that night at dinner, theyre eating with the girl's parents....
the guy is so quiet at the table and his gf goes.... wats worng with you? why are you so quiet?
the dude goes: I DIDNT KNW YOUR DAD WAS A PHARMACIST
hahahahahah one dude just told me this one at work today...
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 04:57:35 PM » |
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1 guy and hhis gf are goin to...........
lmfao.. yeah that would suck for sure.. lolz |
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2009, 06:15:38 PM » |
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haha yup....
that dude told me another one but i dont remember it haha..
ill try to remember it and post it late rif i do
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2009, 01:01:46 AM » |
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An old Iowa farmer went to town to see a movie.
The ticket agent asked, 'Sir, what's that on your shoulder?'
The old farmer said, 'That's my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I
go, Chuck goes.
'I'm sorry sir,' said the ticket agent. 'We can't allow animals in the theater.'
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overall.
Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.
He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie
started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned
his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.
'Marge,' whispered Mildred.
'What?' said Marge.
'I think the guy next to me is a pervert.'
'What makes you think so?' asked Marge,
'He undid his pants and he has his thing out,' whispered Mildred.
'Well, don't worry about it,' said Marge. 'At our age we've seen 'em all"
'I thought so too,' said Mildred, 'but this one's eatin' my popcorn!'
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2009, 02:44:01 AM » |
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3 servicemen are called in for a meeting, an italian, polish and an arabian
at the meeting they are told they will meet next week, they have to think of one thing to bring with them that will keep them cool in the desert where they will be going.
following week at the meeting:
the Italian guy is bringing a canteen of water
Arabian guy a wide brimmed hat
polish guy a car door
they are all asked how will this keep you cool??
Italian guy says, when it gets hot, take a sip of water
Arabian guy says the wide brimmed hat will provide some shade and keep his shoulders from getting burned
polish guys says when it gets hot, i can roll down the window
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2009, 11:31:29 PM » |
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Dad and daughter are chilling at the house and the Dad comes up stairs and into the daughters room and says "what in the hell are you doing and what is this ??" as he see's a dildo sitting on the nightstand. The daughters starts to yell at him and says daddy damn it, I'm 42, still live back at home, i don't have a man or a partner, i hate living here and i hate my job. Damn it daddy i got to have a life. So the dad says well ok whatever and leaves. Everything seems fine and then the next day dad comes home and sits at the bar for a bit. Well the daughter comes home and seems like a great happy day and see's her dad sitting at the bar all alone and then looks over and notices he isn't alone. She notices he is sitting there drinking a Beer in one hand and has the dildo in his other hand. and... she says " DADDY what the hell are you doing?". he say's what the hell does it look like im doing ?? I'm sitting here having a drink with my son-in-law for god sakes. ---------------------------- LMAO !!!  |
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2010, 05:58:12 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2010, 01:40:32 AM » |
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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2010, 12:44:30 AM » |
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